Ministry of Magic introduced their final new intern, B Mc-G. The lyrics to her would-have-been song can be found here.

Draco and the Malfoys claimed to be the original Harry and the Potters, complete with a photoshopped image of members Brian and Bradley on Paul and Joe’s bodies, respectively.

After breaking up, being signed to a label, becoming a boy band, and breaking up again, Matt of The Whomping Willows has since regrouped and has insisted that he will “never leave wizard rock.”

Harry and the Potters admitted that their breaking up was, in fact, an April Fool’s joke.

And The Remus Lupins has also returned from their brief stint as The Snapes, again writing about Lupin-related topics “…instead of writing tunes about how cool it is to never miss class, and being bitter and angry but never doing anything to change things…and killing headmasters and stuff.”