Whompy Rants on Velour Records

To inform wizard rockers of the world, Matt of The Whomping Willows posted a MySpace blog rant about the recent events between many wizard rock bands and Velour Records. Matt describes what started off as an offer to various wizard rock bands from the record company to make a compilation CD that would be released close to the time of the “Deathly Hallows” release. This attempt failed, and now the company is trying to put blame on Harry and the Potters. Matt basically gave his opinion of the matter by saying this:

Velour Records is essentially spamming us with a lame attempt at shattering the image of this community’s founders. It shows their lack of knowledge and respect for this movement — they assume that they can cut into the approval rating of a band that’s worked tirelessly to promote literacy, charity, friendship and fun over the past five years. But I am certain that we’re smarter than that, and stronger than that.

To read the blog post in its entirety please click here.

  1. Whompy Avatar

    God, does that Whompy guy ever shut up?

  2. Kristina Avatar

    I say we chop him down.

  3. Rachel Avatar
    Rachel

    oh, whompy rants. how i love them.

  4. khittie Avatar

    what an opinionated jerk! i think he just does it for attention. =P

  5. Camie Avatar

    Yeah, but if we chop him down, I have a feeling that the branches would still work, and then we would have a loose Whompy, which could be more dangerous.

  6. Lauren Avatar

    Ooh ooh!! If we chop him down, can we put him in a big pot and let him stay in Myrtle’s bathroom? He can’t whomp her cause she’s a ghost and she’s pretty lonely.

  7. Camie Avatar

    Lauren, I think you have an idea there!

  8. Kristina Avatar

    Harry Potter would never visit Myrtle if Whompy was in there.

  9. Lauren Avatar

    Then Myrtle can visit Harry in the boys’ bathroom.

  10. Camie Avatar

    Yeah, Myrtle can walk through walls and stuff you know, she is mobile… where as Whompy is not…

  11. Whompy Avatar

    This might be the dorkiest conversation I’ve ever witnessed. Some responses:

    “I have a feeling that the branches would still work, and then we would have a loose Whompy, which could be more dangerous.”

    True! I’m kind of like the Terminator 2 of magical trees.

    “can we put him in a big pot and let him stay in Myrtle’s bathroom?”

    Lauren, are you saying that you want my wood nearby? HA HA HA.

  12. Camie Avatar

    Oh come on Whompy, you know you love this dorky converstation…

  13. Lauren Avatar

    Why wouldn’t I want your wood nearby? :raises eyebrow:

  14. Camie Avatar

    “Best conversation ever!”

  15. Kristina Avatar

    This conversation suddenly got R rated!

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